WARNING! YOU WILL HATE THESE VIDEOS! it is the unspeakable horror of crabpeople, yet i can’t take my eyes off the carwreck. i’m so sorry that i am attracted to horrible music like a moth to a basin of water.
Attack Attack! – Stick Stickly
“While in the crab stance, the player then purposefully transfers the weight of his upper body between each leg, achieving a swaying motion intended to have a hypnotic, nauseating and baffling effect on audience members.” (the shortlived wikipedia entry on crabcore)
i think its cured me of any headbanging tendencies for life. but seriously, i am literally in fits of laughter watching this. those with more delicate sensiblities are probably clawing their eyes out now, but then i suppose i have a high tolerance for things like this because in the past i have always found a certain degree of perverse humour in ghey goth melodrama.
Brokencyde – Freaxx
the video is surely objective proof that Freaxx is a pisstake. its hard to tell from the audio alone but watching the video, it becomes clear: who could possibly make such an embarassing video in all seriousness? surely no one that self-conscious can be THAT unaware! or the more crucial question is, how can any self-respecting male seriously write or sing a line like: “I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now”…
LOOKING KIND OF SEXY NOW???
yet it appears that the intelligence of a significant amount of people of earth may have dropped a few notches too low to notice the possibility of it being a pisstake. this is unfortunate as it means stupid is slowly becoming the new cool…
Millionaires – Alcohol
and… case in point: the millionaires, beautifully embodying the dumb blonde persona. or rather the dumb teen persona. this is almost as bad as Patron Tequila, but that’s not even funny anymore.
i really do enjoy busting out the white zinfandel though…
